Quirky Justice Lover Gifts

'Your honor, for personal reasons, my client would prefer to wait in his car while the verdict is being read.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Law 'N' Order

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."