Quirky Law Lovers Mugs

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Stop and Birch

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

Upholding the Law

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

Clarence Thomas

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

EU - Constitution

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'