Animal Welfare Aficionado Gifts

'Say, Doc, are you interested in working on a retainer fee basis?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Foster failure

Support group for sheep.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"Great Party! I've already popped about 50 balloons!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Giraffe and Gloves.

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

An inbred poodle.

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Chicken comedians.