Animal Welfare Aficionado Mugs

'Say, Doc, are you interested in working on a retainer fee basis?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Foster failure

Support group for sheep.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Great Party! I've already popped about 50 balloons!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Giraffe and Gloves.

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

An inbred poodle.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Chicken comedians.