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"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

'What'll it be?'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Uh

Worlds Apart.

Surgeon

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Save the children

Speculators and Food Production

U.S. Bread Basket.

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Punch's Monument to Peel's Repeal of the Corn Laws in 1846

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'

The company started way back in 1952, when your grandad told your grandma her cooking wasn't fit for human consumption.

'Have you tried the meatballs yet?'

So su me.

Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'

World Hunger Bureaucracy.

Fake honey and the bees that make it

World Demand for Food.

"Judge Edelman is taking the chicken livers under advisement, Gertrude; I've decided in favor of the veal; and Judge Hefferman seems to be recusing himself."

"Please sir, is this gruel Fairtrade?"

"I'm not sure if it's the extra cannery waste or bakery waste, but I can hardly taste the antibiotics."

Demonstration at a bar

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

World Needs.

"Orthopaedic Surgeon are we? Well, you'll enjoy our spare ribs as starters followed by a main course of either Leg of Lamb, Shoulder of Pork, or Neck Chops."