Restaurateur Dreamer Mugs

'It's nice to get out of that cubicle at work!'

Counting ribs

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Running out of Gas.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Dogs and Cake

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

Baking

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Soup?"

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Ice Cream.

'It's not exactly the Hamptons, but with a little work it could be livable.'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Doomed Food Group