Restaurateur Dreamer Gifts

'It's nice to get out of that cubicle at work!'

Counting ribs

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Running out of Gas.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Dogs and Cake

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Baking

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

"Soup?"

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Ice Cream.

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

'It's not exactly the Hamptons, but with a little work it could be livable.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

The 12 Snacks of Christmas