Chocolate Dreamer Mugs

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'

Research Your Market (But Do It Properly)

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Today's special... donuts.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Chocs away.

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Ice Cream Flavors

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Food Pyramid

Moon Martini

Dogs and Cake

Giant Birthday Cake

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Baking

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Banana Split

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'Is that you, Take That?'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Ice Cream.