Chocolate Dreamer Gifts

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'

Visualize Inner 'Piece'...

Research Your Market (But Do It Properly)

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Today's special... donuts.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Chocs away.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Ice Cream Flavors

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Dogs and Cake

Food Pyramid

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Moon Martini

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Baking

Giant Birthday Cake

Banana Split

'Is that you, Take That?'