Cream Dreamer Mugs

"Why do you make your cows sleep on their backs?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"One year closer to college!"

Today's special... donuts.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Doughboy Dad

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Cheese

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Chocs away.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."