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Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"Why do you make your cows sleep on their backs?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"One year closer to college!"

Today's special... donuts.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Doughboy Dad

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Cheese

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Chocs away.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'