Carpet Dreamer T-Shirts

I just had a lovely dream - the world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting.

The Art Student.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"The new house is almost ready!"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.