Magic Carpet Dreamer T-Shirts

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Antique oriental carpets.

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Live the Dream!

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Arabian Nights.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Carpet cleaner.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

Surreal war artist.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'No seat belts, dad?'

Parking with Flying Carpets

Cross Platform.

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

Flying carpets.

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.