Magic Carpet Dreamers T-Shirts

"Carpet shop"

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Painting

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Live the Dream!

Hospital gown pageant.

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

Do-over

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Arabian Nights.

Carpet cleaner.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Antique oriental carpets.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'No seat belts, dad?'

Flying carpets.

'I got the raise!'

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...

Parking with Flying Carpets