Magic Carpet Dreamer Mugs

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Antique oriental carpets.

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Live the Dream!

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

Carpet cleaner.

Arabian Nights.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

Surreal war artist.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'No seat belts, dad?'

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

Cross Platform.

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

Flying carpets.

Parking with Flying Carpets

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

'I got the raise!'