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"It's not what I was expecting."

'In what context do you mean 'Are you done?''

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Chocs away.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.