Caffeinated Dreamer T-Shirts

The Art of Drinking Coffee

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Chocs away.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."