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"... That's all very well. But, do you have any conclusive proof that you've discovered the secret of invisibility?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Painting taking root...

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Giraffe Portrait

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"