Breakthrough Dreamer Mugs

"... That's all very well. But, do you have any conclusive proof that you've discovered the secret of invisibility?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Painting taking root...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'