Record Breaker Dreamer Mugs

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Math Dreams

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Elvis Presley

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Steve Howe.

Olympic Climate

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

Pink Floyd.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?