Record Breaker Dreamer Gifts

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Math Dreams

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Olympic Climate

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?