Record Catch Dreamer Gifts

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Local Knowledge

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Elvis Presley

Man fishing with large bait

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Fish talking about fisherman

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Steve Howe.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Running out of Gas.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

You're my Statue of Liberty

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

"I slept funny!"

Stick Dreams

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"