Catch Of The Day Dreamers Gifts

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Man fishing with large bait

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Fish talking about fisherman

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Distracting the fish.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Fishing Contest

"You know very well what fish!"

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"I slept funny!"

Fisherman get a good catch.

Stick Dreams

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'

Dreaming pets.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.