Catch Of The Day Dreamers Gifts

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Man fishing with large bait

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Fish talking about fisherman

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Distracting the fish.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Fishing Contest

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"You know very well what fish!"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Stick Dreams

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"I slept funny!"

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Dreaming pets.

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'