Catch Of The Day Dreamer Gifts

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

Guy sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish attached to hook: Out to Lunch.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

"It's the third time I've thrown you back. Get one of your bigger brothers!"

Ice Fishing

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Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Man fishing with large bait

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Fish talking about fisherman

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Distracting the fish.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"You know very well what fish!"

Fishing Contest

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

"I slept funny!"

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

Stick Dreams

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."