Catch Of The Day Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

Angling Club Competition.

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Fishing Contest

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Steroids.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Fishing Camp.

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Fisherman Funneral

"Any luck"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'Don't let it go!'

Honestly ,trout tickling is a doddle!

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

Something Like Sport.

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'