Fish Catching Dreamers Gifts

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Local Knowledge

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Man fishing with large bait

Fish talking about fisherman

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'

Making Things Pleasant.

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Fisherman and sea monster

Miracle mirror

"Go big or go home."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Fish chopped by hydrofoil