Guinness World Record Dreamer Gifts

"Mr Dinsmore, How would you like to be mentioned in the next edition of the Guiness Book of World Records?"

Math Dreams

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Olympic Climate

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'Life is too short to be little.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

Paris Olympics

Gymnastic Winner.

"I want to be a doctor. But I also want to be an accountant! Maybe I'll be a doctor who does her own taxes."