Guinness World Record Dreamer T-Shirts

"Mr Dinsmore, How would you like to be mentioned in the next edition of the Guiness Book of World Records?"

Math Dreams

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Olympic Climate

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Life is too short to be little.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

Gymnastic Winner.

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

"I want to be a doctor. But I also want to be an accountant! Maybe I'll be a doctor who does her own taxes."

Paris Olympics