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Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Head over Hooves

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Odette from Swan Lake

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Rocket.

Trump Overload

You're never too old for ballet!

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

The world's most unemployable family

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Dancing woman

Treble

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The Music Box

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Great money scenes!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

SOE (South Of Earth)

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."