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"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Head over Hooves

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Odette from Swan Lake

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Moon: Made in China

Shoot For The Moon

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Rocket.

You're never too old for ballet!

Pole Star

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

UFO Shelter

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Disney will flip!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Treble

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Climbing to the moon...

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

The Music Box