Balloonist Dreamer Mugs

Every Four Years Someone Overreacts.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Head over Hooves

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Odette from Swan Lake

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Rocket.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Trump Overload

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The world's most unemployable family

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

You're never too old for ballet!

Dancing woman

"Great money scenes!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The Music Box

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Red Arrows Rookies

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Treble

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Moon Pies.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

SOE (South Of Earth)

Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.