World Record Dreamer Gifts

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment,,,

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Math Dreams

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Elvis Presley

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Steve Howe.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I'm a star!'

Olympic Climate

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Mount Everest.

Pink Floyd.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

We are here!

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.