World Record Dreamers Gifts

The Artist

Math Dreams

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Innovation & Calculation

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

My Hero

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

"I want to be a doctor. But I also want to be an accountant! Maybe I'll be a doctor who does her own taxes."

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

The Bavarians, scene 2.

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

A lowly numeral has delusions of grandeur.

A new "U" vending machine

After years of trying, Dr. Ra' success at creating a race of giants comes to a quick and tragic end.