World Record Dreamers Mugs

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

The Artist

Math Dreams

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Innovation & Calculation

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

My Hero

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"Oh, I'm happy enough - I just wish my life were more like Sting's."

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

"I want to be a doctor. But I also want to be an accountant! Maybe I'll be a doctor who does her own taxes."

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

The Bavarians, scene 2.

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

A lowly numeral has delusions of grandeur.

A new "U" vending machine