Record-breaking Dreamer Gifts

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

What else is there to wish for?

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Elvis Presley

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Steve Howe.

'I'm a star!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Pink Floyd.

Man with a Plan

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

New Year Revolution

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

'Which one's Ringo?'