A-list Dreamer Gifts

"In terms of career guidance, access to A-list talent, and studio relationships, you couldn't sign with a better rehab clinic."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Big screen TV.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I'm a star!'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

Live the Dream!

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'So, did I get the job?'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

cinema

'Super size me!!'

Directors Chair and Others.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Good news. You're not ready for a kick-the-bucket list."

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"