Dreamer Of Stardom Gifts

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Elvis Presley

Big screen TV.

Steve Howe.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"Er. . . anything else?"

Jack Nicholson

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"That'll be the day!"

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'So, did I get the job?'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

cinema

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Super size me!!'

Pink Floyd.

Directors Chair and Others.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.