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If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

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Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Man fishing with large bait

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Fish talking about fisherman

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Running out of Gas.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Stick Dreams

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'