Rock Star Dreamer Gifts

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Which one's Ringo?'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

This next song aims to halt global warming and bring about an end to famine...sing along if you think it'll help.

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

Liam Gallagher's school photo

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

Noel Gallagher

"When I was a youngster I wanted to be a Rock God but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong."

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

Elvis Presley

Pink Floyd.

Eric Clapton

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The surgeon had a slight speech impediment, so I'm not sure which thing he said I may never do again."

Andy's air guitar hobby was getting expensive.

Guitars on assembly line getting smashed.

Steve Howe.

What everyone thinks tour is like vs. what tour is actually like.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'I'm a star!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'