Rock Star Dreamer Gifts

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

This next song aims to halt global warming and bring about an end to famine...sing along if you think it'll help.

"When I was a youngster I wanted to be a Rock God but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong."

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The surgeon had a slight speech impediment, so I'm not sure which thing he said I may never do again."

Andy's air guitar hobby was getting expensive.

What everyone thinks tour is like vs. what tour is actually like.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'I'm a star!'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."