Rock And Roll Dreamer Gifts

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Sex, drugs and rock and roll with masks

"I don't think air guitar counts."

"Zzzzz Top"

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

The world's most unemployable family

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Great money scenes!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."