Rockstar Dreamer Gifts

Things that bands can do

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'Cargill's not used to pro-bono cases - he thought that it meant representing Bono.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Singers

Jim Morrison Caricature

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'I'm a doctor of music. I believe you're playing in a very ill manner.'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Rainbow Quartet

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'