Rockstar Dreamer Mugs

Things that bands can do

"You want to join a start-up? Are you mad?"

Keith Richards.

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'Cargill's not used to pro-bono cases - he thought that it meant representing Bono.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Singers

Jim Morrison Caricature

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

Peter Gabriel

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

Janis

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'I'm a doctor of music. I believe you're playing in a very ill manner.'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

Date night with Keith Richards

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Elvis Presley

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'