Rocket Dreamer Mugs

'I don't see this as a major set-back. We just need to work a few more bugs into it!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

America in space...Fallen Star

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'But what is the universe for?'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Moon: Made in China

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Pole Star

A Space Walk

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Climbing to the moon...

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Astronaut

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"Disney will flip!"