"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."
Darwin Dreamer Mugs
Start their day with a splash of curiosity! Our Darwin dreamer mugs feature witty and inspiring designs that celebrate natural history and the wonder of exploration, perfect for coffee or tea lovers who dream big.
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"
"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."
'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."
Here be dragons.
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."
'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
Giant using sheep as cotton buds
'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'
"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."
The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.
"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."
"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."
Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'
Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.
"Like that?"
'I still want to be a cowboy.'
'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'
A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter
Dragon and Dragoff
"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"
A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.
'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'
'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'
"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."
Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.
"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."
Darwin Dreamer Mugs Collection
Darwin Dreamer Pillows
Find pillows that inspire and comfort with designs inspired by discovery and natural history, perfect for any Darwin dreamer’s space.
Darwin Dreamer Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate evolution and wonder—ideal for the inquisitive minds dreaming of endless discovery.
Darwin Dreamer T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts celebrating exploration and curiosity—great for Darwin dreamers who love to wear their passions boldly.