Darwin Dreamer Pillows

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Here be dragons.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."