Darwinian Dreamer Pillows

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"Welcome 1,000,000,000th Evolving Fish"

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

Pipe Dream.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

What else is there to wish for?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Man propelled by love

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

The world's most unemployable family

The Idea of America.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

DACA

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Great money scenes!"

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"