Darwin Dreamers Mugs

Cow and Bike Evolution

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Home Sweet Home

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"And to think he started in accounting."

Saguaro Cacti.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

You're my Statue of Liberty

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."