Darwin Dreamers Gifts

Cow and Bike Evolution

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"Happy Birthday!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"FREEDOM!!!"

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"And to think he started in accounting."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Saguaro Cacti.

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

You're my Statue of Liberty

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."