Darwinist Dreamer Gifts

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Rumours that evolution has come to a standstill are greatly exaggerated.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Pipe Dream.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

survival of the fittest

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

China

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Evolution

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

New Year Revolution

"Just you wait!"

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

Architect at a batllefield.

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

2017 glass half full

The 111th Congress Adjourns.