Darwinist Thinker Gifts

"After millions of years won't it be great to finally live in a flat that isn't wet and doesn't smell of fish?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

survival of the fittest

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

"Colin had a convincing argument against the validity of natural selection."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Evolution

Evolution

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

How evolution works.

Evolution Walk Sign